Girl, I just got invited to a bad taste party this weekend and I’m OBSESSED with planning the most gloriously tragic outfit ever!
I’ve got some absolutely UNHINGED ideas that will have everyone dying. Sharing my fashion crimes with you ASAP! 💀✨
1. The Wild Leopard Print Explosion
OK so you know how we always joke about those women at the grocery store with too much leopard print?
THAT’S THE VIBE!
I’m talking leopard leggings, leopard top, leopard scrunchie, and that awful leopard coat your aunt gave you three Christmases ago that you’ve never worn!
Stack on those gold bangles from Claire’s and the chunkiest hoop earrings you can find. Like, if people can’t spot you from space, you’re not doing it right!
❤️Girl’s fashion hack #1:
Use nail polish clear coat on fraying thread ends to stop further unraveling until you can properly repair the item!
2. The Hollywood Power Couple
Remember when Britney and Justin did that full denim look? ICONIC FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS!
Find yourself a partner in crime and go ALL OUT with matching denim disasters. Bonus points if you safety pin random patches all over!
Practice your fake paparazzi poses and come up with a combined couple name that makes zero sense.
I’m thinking of making us name badges that say “Brangelumpy” or something equally ridiculous!
❤️Girl’s fashion hack #2:
Prevent button-down shirts from gapping between buttons by using double-sided fashion tape <3
If you are reading this blog post till now, there’s one thing for sure…
You have good taste! <3 If you approve of some of these looks, please kindly pin or share some of these outfits so many tasteful fashion babes can come across this outfit inspo, thanks pretty! ❤️
And…it would truly mean the world to me if you stay until the very end. ❤️
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3. The Pattern Clash with Suspenders and Shorts
Listen, this one has me CACKLING.
Grab those rainbow suspenders you wore for that one pride parade and clip them onto the most hideous plaid shorts you can find.
Then top with that Hawaiian shirt your dad wears to embarrass you!
The key is making sure NOTHING matches. And please, for the love of all things holy, pull your socks up to your knees and wear sandals. I’m already dying just thinking about it! 😂
❤️Girl’s fashion hack #3:Rub clear deodorant on the inside hem of pants/skirts to prevent thigh chafing. ❤️
4. The Faux Fur Coat Baddie
This is giving “I think I’m at Fashion Week but I’m actually at Walmart” energy! You know that massive faux fur monstrosity in that awful pink color?
WEAR IT.
But here’s the twist – pair it with gym shorts and those platform flip flops we bought as a joke!
Add your knockoff designer bag (the one with the Gs so big they can be seen from Mars), and practice your “I’m too important to be here” face.
I’m obsessed already!
❤️Girl’s fashion hack #4:Use rolled-up magazine pages to maintain boot shape when storing – truly work wonders imo lol
( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ MY FEB PICKS !! ʕ•̬͡•ʔ
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5. The Statement Fishnet for bad taste party
Girl, fishnets aren’t just for legs anymore!
Layer them OVER your jeans, UNDER your shorts, make a top out of them, wear them as sleeves—literally put them everywhere they shouldn’t be!
Remember when we were 15 and thought fishnets made everything edgy? Channel THAT energy but make it 10x worse.
Throw on all your old Hot Topic jewelry while you’re at it!
❤️Girl’s fashion hack #5:
Stretch tight shoes by wearing them with thick socks and blowing them with a hairdryer!
6. The Unhinged Quote Tee
STOP EVERYTHING and go find that t-shirt with the absolute nonsense English phrases on it!
You know, the one that says something like “Happy Sunshine Goes To Pizza With Friends Heart” or whatever random word salad they printed.
Those shirts are GOLD! Pair it with something that makes zero sense, like your old prom skirt or those leather-look leggings that make the swishy sound when you walk.
The more people squint trying to understand your shirt, the better you’ve done!
❤️Girl’s fashion hack #6:
Quick fix – Brighten yellowed white clothing by soaking in a solution of lemon juice and hot water!
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7. The Y2K High-Saturation Nightmare
Bestie, it’s time to channel your inner 2003 teen queen! Dig out those neon pink leggings and the high-top Converse that have seen better days.
Layer with the tiniest baby tee you can still squeeze into (bonus points if it has a sassy phrase across the chest).
Don’t forget the frosted blue eyeshadow, the lip gloss that makes your lips stick together, and at LEAST 17 butterfly clips in your hair!
If you don’t look like you’re about to audition for a Disney Channel original movie, you’re not trying hard enough lololol
❤️Girl’s fashion hack #7:
Whenever I feel bloated, I’ll always use a rubber band to loop through a button hole and around the button for a temporary fix to pants that are too tight!
Final Thoughts:
Honestly, I’m already planning our entrance.
We need to walk in like we think we’re on a runway but we’re actually just tripping over our platform shoes!
Send pics of what you put together because I NEED to see this train wreck happen in real time! And yes, we’re taking approximately 500 photos to commemorate this fashion disaster for the group chat! 💖😜
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